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Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 1; The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over. “Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket. “Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!” I lowered my voice and leaned in, “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placeboeffect.”
Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 2; “releases pack of dads into home depot” go… be free invasive species encroach on lesbian territory This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be awarethat dads are native to Home Depot,
while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point. however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at homme in both Home depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original range would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.
Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 3; When you’re in the 1400’s Florance and your buddy starts coughing update: when you’re in Milan in 2020 update #2: when you’re anywhere in italy in 2020 update #3: when you’re anywhere in 2020
Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 4; they said ass in mario and hell They said dammit in Zelda..
Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 5; Catches rain water for you to use in the squirty gun this so necessary i want 12
Reddit Memes Tumblr Memes 6; So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when ı called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. surfdini You can lead a horse to water… but you didn’t know he’d be shredding fucking waves
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday. what was yesterday, cat? Raccoon Birthday Party I’m not missing it this year.
Okay I used to HATE roses as symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time what is the story!!! You can’t post this and not tell us the story Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite? So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception.
white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying,
and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK..
Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that its’s all up to them.
however, you can pull the lever to make the train get closer just so you can wave at all the people