funny tumblr posts 1;
TIL that the blobfish is actually a normal looking fish, it just decompresses when you take it out of extreme depths, huh imagine aliens discovering humans and nicknaming us after what we look like when we explode in the vacuum of space
funny tumblr posts 2; “you can’t tell someone’s sexuality from their appearance” there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a ‘punch a fascist’ pin on her backpack it’s physically impossible for that person to be straight #don’t judge a book by it’s cover but sometimes the cover does in fact tell you a lot about a bookthe idea is more for straight people because they literally don’t know how to read coding properly… but coding is actually intended to communicate to other LGBT+ people, so
funny tumblr posts 3; Cyberpunk 2077 will let you make transgender and non-binary characters according to a designer…
funny tumblr posts 4 ; i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead…
funny tumblr posts 5 ; Arise, soon milk will be distributed!… the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
Who will be the next star of #TheBachelor? Our ranking… I have a sneaking suspicion that the next Bachelor will be a dark-haired, square-headed white man with stubble and a More On Top haircut that inexplicably costs $85. Meet Grayden,BraydenTrayden,and Okayden
Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
words that were somehow ‘hilarious’ in 2008, feel free to add: tacos,waffles,zomg,llamas,spleens??,teh,oh ma gawd, glomp, rawr, smexy, derp…
Important science post inspired by @froschbyte who would win in a fight? vs jurassic park t-rex pros: pretty damn fast and strong. had a very intimidating roar. also it’s hands are a lot more maneuverable so I guess that could be helpful??? cons: is legally blind & has broken teeth due to the absence of lips. literally no skin protection. struggles fighting like 2 velociraptors accurate t-rex pros: has the best eyesight of any animal ever also protected by a thic coat of feather and a layer of fat under the skin and has a bite force of like 7 tons…
Image prompt “Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.” I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.