Funny tumblr posts 11+
Funny tumblr posts 1; I don’t want to grow up I wanna build a fort in the woods and play using sticks as swords None of my friends wants to play anymore not to hijack or anytging OP but like I think this is one of the most devastating things about our society
Funny tumblr posts 2; Mario never returned to Earth. He bacame half-mineral, half-animal and floated forever through space.
People who are in self quarantine really have no idea how weird it is to be a base level essential worker through this whole thing.. I don’t mean a doctor or a nurse or someone else working round the clock to put a stop to it or find a cure. I mean a truck driver or a gas station attendant or a retail clerk.
A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon.
people I still want to stab over a decade later: Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy. ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course”
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.
so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to…
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being noce Oh my gosh you’re such a good person Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck…
Funny tumblr posts 10; I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it , ıf I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” there was a third line, but I forgot what it was