Funny tumblr memes 11 Post
Funny tumblr memes 1; SOKKA’S COMING. i think it’s so funny how whenever sokka tries to tell them what to do they put up hours of protest being like “nooooo that’s so boooorringggggg we wanna have fun!” but then when sokka isn’t around they literally can’t even think of an activity to do. their brains shut down they just fall asleep right there. he has full custody of the braincell and without him they just nap in the sun like housecats.
Funny tumblr memes 2; The fact that “a fucking casual” is an insult in some circles of hobbies – a thing that you do in your free time for fun – really says something about how bad some people are at having fun. God I want to see the Reddit thread where this is from they’re still pulling bodies outta the rubble
Funny tumblr memes 3; Nothing has to be “wrong” with you to go to a therapist. Most people need to see this.hi I’m therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that
they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time,reason,or explanation to come see a therapist, we’re ready for you. Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.
Funny tumblr memes 4; I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four serving of bread products. I leave. It’s one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once. I like the way you think friend.
Funny tumblr memes 5; my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid carson and if you don’t think that’s the best dad joke ever get out of my face CARSON Son: Hey dad how did I get my name? Dad, who has been waiting year for this: *in tears* WELL
Funny tumblr memes 6; And then shawarma after? It just occurred to me Noir doesn’t know that ketchup and mustard are distinguished by color( since black and white world) and it trying to figure out what’s in the bottles THE SERVERS ARE VENOM AND MOVIE VENOM. Is no one gonna mention the two spider-mans recognising each other in the background or
Funny tumblr memes 7; Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-pain:
“That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people.
She is like, “listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make you hair before you go outside. You can’t leave. “She went… “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?” The older I get the more her breakdown seems less “unbalanced”
and more ‘ completely undestandable’ it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to undestand otherwise Society hates angry women. It likes to make them seem crazy.
Funny tumblr memes 8; Jeff Bezos set to be world’s first trillionaire as coronavirus helps Amazon Remember when the ants in a bugs life realizez there were more of em and… you know what forget it. It’s a fantastic point, but John Boyega’s net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn’t safe either…
There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao Not to mention the way the money was made An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away from a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.
Like I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid bacause of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie. But like… and actor is paid for a job They’re a worker like the rest of us.
Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty thing and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit ( worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense).
These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different. The reason why billioanires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat.
You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm.
But its not actually possinle to amass a billion dollars( a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner.#you all can’t be trusted to eat the rich #because you can’t identify the rich #you’ll eat a bunch of actors and doctors #and the rich will just laugh Just in case you,
like me, have a difficult time conceptualizing the differences between really big numbers: You were a million seconds old after being alive 11.5 days. Youwere (or will be ) a billion seconds old after being alive for 31.7 years.
But to reach to trillion seconds of age. you’d have to somehow survive to be 31,710 years old. So comparing someone with a net worth of 6 million to someone with a net wort of a trillion is like comparing someone who is a little over two months old to a freaking immortal wizard who has been around since Europe was covered in sheets of ice and homo sapiens were working on domesticating dogs.
Funny tumblr memes 9; ıf Zuko had a tumblr his blog title would be “Welcome to my twited mind” I laughed way too hard at this
Funny tumblr memes 10; this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half. You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world IS anybody going to explain? No? Okay. 1.Archduke ferndinand is murdered, causing World war 1.
2.The allies win WW1, imposing The treaty of Versailles on Germany. 3.This causes tensionbetween Germany and the rest of Europe. something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2. 4. Japan joins axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire. 5.The axis is defeated, and japan comes under US occupation..
6. American soldiers bring comic books. cartoons, and other american mediums to japan which stay behind even after occupation is over. 7.Post-WW2 japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.
8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped object like tentacles to exloit loopholes in the law. 9. it establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so hentai was born. Butterfly effect
Funny tumblr memes 11; “This is the ideal male body…