funny tumblr memes 10+ Posts

funny tumblr memes 10+ Posts

 funny tumblr memes 1; The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t? and “we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and “what matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matter is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday” and “If soulmates do exist, they aren’t found, they’re made” and “That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning” and “The answer is friends” and “That’s what the Good Place really is – it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love” and I think that’s very sexy of them

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funny tumblr memes 2; adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

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funny tumblr memes 3; So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes, “The very one.”

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funny tumblr memes 4; Worm on a string grew limbs.. I’m so proud

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funny tumblr memes 5; the fact that the president made that face tho “Bish whet”

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funny tumblr memes 6; boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS,yeah, they do want to fuck horses!” boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

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funny tumblr memes 7; This is deep why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive im here for this analysis

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funny tumblr memes 8; When you hit your elbow against something, bu that specific point of your elbow it’s… called your funny bone It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason if feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like ” uh,dude- ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half…

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funny tumblr memes 9; Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them That would be an amazing idea for people who want to end a bad date or feel unsafe but don’t have people to call them or to hijack their date. Got an hour to kill? Ruin local dates near you! Great acting practice! Are you the old high school friend? The ex? The “SO” their cheating on? The online friend who didn’t realize you both live in the same city? Users can match with people who need unterrupting phone calls…

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funny tumblr memes 10; I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks quality marine philosophy discourse…

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funny tumblr memes 11; I am wave

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