Fresh tumblr post 9+

Fresh tumblr post 9+

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Fresh tumblr 1; Banana – before and after Carrot – before and after Watermelon – before and after Fruits and vegatables, before and after human intervention. We did a pretty good job

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Fresh tumblr 2; what other call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge IT HAS BEEN SAID How many of y’all started getting called “rebellious”, told you had an “attitude”, or punished for “talking back” once you started expressing your opinions and standing up for yourself when you felt you were being treated unfairly?…

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Fresh tumblr 3; i have never undestood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

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Fresh tumblr 4; Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions.

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ı’ve reached 300 meters under the sea. The pressure here is immense… all the cool kids do drugs All the cool kids you say? I laughed to hard at this fucking thing

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I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians” Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians. son: There’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

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Things I know my dad can cook 1.Macaroni 2.A surprisingly kickass omelette 

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In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

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Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, “How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?” He said, “Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said ‘This will happen to your show.'”

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“When I’m working. I don’t have lunch until I’m certain that every person on set has had a chance to eat first.” -Anne Hathaway On how she avoids being poisoned…

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