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Fresh Tumblr Funny 10+ 1; julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out Cleopatra: Louis XV: julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR more takes from yours truly…
Fresh Tumblr Funny 10+ 2; aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops..
Fresh Tumblr Funny 10+ 3; Extremely city white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and they’re like ” its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord… wow this is just like game of thrones” its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesn’t know shit.
Fresh Tumblr Funny 10+ 4; What are you best animal training fails? Mine: – when I was teaching my dog Pinkman to boop she thought she was getting food for hitting her head on things so for like two full weeks she ran around indiscriminately smashing her face into walls and furniture and then asking for a treat…
too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most…
The vibe station… *sticks fingers in the table holes* *gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.”
i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet that seems kinda ovious in hindsight. I always figured they were just, light enough to not break surface tension…
WHY Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. ” These are my righteous ABS,PECS,BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS… no homo though”
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
The opposite of grimdark is hopepunk. Pass it on. #this is a good post #also I need an example of hopepunk #bc the name #resonates with me #and I need it #please #if you don’t mind So the essence of grimdark is that everyone’s inherently sort of a bad person and does bad things, and that’s awful and disheartening and cynical. It’s looking at human nature and going. “The glass is half empty.